The Funny Golf T-Shirts I Love To Wear, And Why!
In the distant past, golf was a game for rich people and elites. Guess what? The times have changed, old guys! Golf is one of the most fun games around, there are tons of great courses out there that don't require a six-figure income, and I can usually drink beer the whole time I play. Incidentally, my game gets worse as the day goes on, but that has to just be a coincidence. The rules of the course are a bit more relaxed where I go, so my funny golf t-shirts are perfectly acceptable to wear. Here's a few of my favorites, and why I like them so much.
The first, and probably my favorite, of my funny golf t-shirts is my "Golf Hero" shirt done in the style of the "Guitar Hero" logo. "Guitar Hero" is super popular, and I must say that I'm pretty good at it. Not nearly as good as I am at golf, though. When I wear my "Golf Hero" shirt to the course, people take notice and dig it a lot. I've had so many people ask me where I got it, but I'm not telling. I'm not trying to start a trend!
My second favorite shirt says "I cleaned my balls for this?" It features a picture of two golf balls, all shiny and clean. I have actually been asked to turn my shirt inside out at a course. I was a bit drunk and yelled, "You got something against funny golf t-shirts?" I complied, but I had the whole clubhouse laughing about it as I headed to the bathroom. Every other course I've been to hasn't been so uptight.
One of my funny golf t-shirts says "It's golf : thirty." That shirt fits me to a tee (no pun intended). If there is anything I'm willing to drop my plans for, it's golf. I've had girlfriends dump me over golf before, and I'm sure that it won't be the last time. My mother told me once that I needed to get my priorities straight, and I promptly told her, "They are."
I admit that I'm not going to be the most squared-away dude you'll ever meet. Even my golf game isn't anything to brag about, mostly because I'm drunk and I'm only playing for fun. I get mad on the course every once in a while, but that's to be expected when you slice your ball deep into the woods. All I know is that I'm glad that golf is in a place where it is today where I can wear these funny golf t-shirts, have fun with my bros, and play a great 18 holes.
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